Oh, for the love of bacon!

How the heck do I sign up for this job!?

We taste-tested pounds of bacon from the grocery store to find the sizzling winners.

The folks on Rachael Ray’s website have got it made!

Every Day with Rachael Ray: Big Bite Taste Test - Bacon

The winners?

  • Best Oddball: Mountain Products Smokehouse Country Sliced Chipotle
  • Best Turkey: Oscar Mayer Turkey Bacon
  • Best Thick-cut: Jimmy Dean Thick Slice Premium Bacon
  • Best Sweet: Beeler’s Uncured Apple-Cinnamon Bacon
  • Best Original: Ozark Trails Hickory Smoked and Peppered Bacon

I’m a big fan of thick-cut bacon, but I’d be more than willing to try the others, though turkey bacon holds a lesser appeal. It’s not real bacon. As we all know, real bacon comes from magical pigs.

Hint: All pigs are magical.